Global Zombie Apocalypse – World War Z

48 Laws of Power

Walks like a duck and quacks like a duck

I was talking to this chick the other day and she asked me a question.  So she asks “Do you kiss your girlfriend often?”  Now I’m thinking #1 I don’t have a girlfriend and #2 why is she asking me that question.  She goes on to tell me that her man hardly ever kisses her he acts like she has [...]